I reblog this every time I see it, no question.
It took me about fifteen years to put all that into words, haha. Thank you so much! You’re awesome, too!
The Nonna of leopard seals. “Why you no want the penguin? Mangia, mangia!” “You no like live penguin? Ok, I make you dead penguin!”
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
Let’s be honest: If I had a Time Turner, I would probably only use it to take naps.
Reblog and tell me how YOU’D get expelled from Hogwarts!